Jokes by Erick Kahn
*What do you get when you mix a Rock Band with an Orchestra?
-A garage Symphony.
*What do you call a musician want to be?
-A guy that works at a music store,
*What do you call a 25% musician?
-A Rock Star
*What do you call a 50% musician?
-A jazz soloist
*What do you call a 75% musician?
-An orchestra director
*So what do you call a 100% musician?
-A poor broke dude! Or should we say: Unemployed.
*What do you tell to a classical guitar player before his recital?
-Hey, break a nail!
*How many guitar players do you need to play a Major scale?
-Seven, and fourteen to play in tune
*How many Rock guitar players you need to play a Major scale?
- None, they only know the pentatonic
*What do you need to be a rock guitar player?
- Learn a pentatonic scale, power chords and a lot of distortion
*What is the easiest way for a monkey do his first trick?
- Give him two bananas and sit him on a drum set
*A group of triplets, went to a single bar on the 4/4 compass st. Next to the café coda, they smiled to the staff and sat at the double bar and ask Mr. Clef, the bar tender, for 3 drinks. The first one said, "I feel Adagio, please Give me an Allegro on the rocks with a double Sharp." The second one said, "I feel to Andantino! So give me a moderato a capela with A double flat." And the third one said, "For me a straight up Prestisimo, with no time signature because I would like to get syncopated."
"OK", said Mr. Clef, give me a minuet," first let me see some IDs". The triplets showed there IDs and Mr. Clef said, "Oh! You are a C, you are a E flat and you are a G, Im sorry girls but we don't serve minors."